Fat transplant surgery

Here's one way to help with world hunger.....just redistribute the fat!!

America is full of fat people, and we have liposuction, so why not invent "reverse liposuction"? Here's how it would work.

Send someone like me into a donut shop to fill up on maple sour cream donuts (hey, I KNOW you want that job too!!), have them head over to a liposuction clinic every so often, suck out some flab, then ship the flab to a 3rd world country, and install the fat in someone who's starving! That way people here can continue to eat junk food, get paid for it, have the satisfaction of eating for someone else, get paid to painlessly lose weight periodically (maybe there's a charitable tax donation lurking around here), and someone starving can have a few extra pounds installed!

This is an even better concept that putting a fitness center right next to a donut shop. And you know there are people who would love this job.